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Title: love is many things (none of them logical)
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Helluva Boss — The Princess Bride AU
Characters / Pairings: Stolas x Blitzø / Stolitz; featuring Moxxie and Millie, Andrealphus
Word Count: 1646
Rating: T
Warnings / Notes: Written for Stolitz Week on Twitter: Day II — Actor / Movie AU
Summary: The Imp in Black challenges Marquis Andrealphus to a fight to the… pain?

sooooooo movie au clearly means Princess Bride AU right? ~~it's not an OTP until I do a Princess Bride sendup lmao~~

I had three possible scenes to choose from, including this one, and my girlfriend specifically requested it. 😆 It ended up being a goddamn delight to do! Translating Westley to Blitzø was so fun, and Andre and Humperdink are dangerously close to one another haha. Honestly, writing Andre all pissed off was a delight because I'm intimately familiar with how cold behaves. Plus it was -20F / -29C at the coldest out when I wrote this.

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Current Mood: excited

Title: I think wе've found the place where we belong
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Helluva Boss — Post-Season II
Characters / Pairings: Blitzø x Stolas / Stolitz, Moxxie x Millie
Word Count: 960
Rating: T+
Warnings / Notes: Written for Stolitz Week on Twitter: Day I — Double Date
Summary: The couples of IMP spend a night out on the town.

Stolas and Moxxie are totally going to be theater nerd besties together, I can feel it in my soul.

~~we're just gonna casually ignore Millie being pregnant for right now because if Imp pregnancies work like human ones, she'd be h e l l a pregnant rn lol~~

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Current Mood: rejuvenated
Current Music: Dancing Through Life -- Wicked (2024) soundtrack

cramps	drugged	nightmares	mistaken identity	depression
body / mindswap	sensory deprivation	tentacles	alien abduction	serial killers
nervous breakdown	eating disorders	WILD CARD	loss of limb / amputation / mutilation	forced to rely on enemy / rival
backrubs / massages	hiding an injury / illness	cages	needles / piercings	food poisoning
headaches / migraines	CPR / rescue breathing	head trauma	homesickness	pandemics and epidemics

Running from now to 31 December 2024

Current Mood: productive
Current Location: work
Current Music: whatever's playing at the grocery store

Title: Chamomile Lavender Tea
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Critical Role Campaign I: Vox Machina
Characters / Pairings: Percy de Rolo III and Keyleth of the Air Ashari
Rating: T
Word Count: 965
Warnings / Notes: Written for Hurt / Comfort Bingo 2023: Asking for Help
Summary: Sometimes, not even the rhythmic click of The List could lull him to sleep.

This friendship is so important to me for reasons I can't quite describe, and I would walk across burning hot Legos for them. I know at one point Percy told Grog it was nice to have an older brother again, and I absolutely think he would feel the same way about Keyleth, especially since he, y’know, saw his youngest sister die ~~even if she did get better~~.

This is likely more TLOVM compliant than original stream / podcast compliant, but that's what I know best. Overall this is just a Vibe™ I wanted to play with.

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Current Music: She's So High - Tal Bachman

Title: Surveillance
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Pairing: Knight Rider - Mirror Universe — Garthe Knight x Karen "Karr" Armando, one sided Karen pining for Michael it's complicated
Rating: T+
Word Count: 1376
Warnings / Notes: Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Stalker; transfemme Karr, prompt from Whumpster Dumpster on Tumblr
Summary: Every breath you take and every move you make / Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you — "Every Breath You Take" by The Police

TWENTY MINUTES Y'ALL I re-watched the Knight Rider pilot and got sandbagged with this twenty minutes into the pilot We haven't even met KARR or Garthe yet lol

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hanging	corporal punishment	orphans	purgatory	hypothermia
drowning	rejection	tentacles	loss of powers	therapy
hunger / starvation	humiliation / degradation	WILD CARD	loss of hearing	eating disorders
taking care of somebody	hiding an injury / illness	attacked by a creature	poisoning	robots / androids / AIs
stalkers	suicide attempt	forced to uncover past trauma	mistaken identity	asking for help

HC Bingo has officially and permanently wrapped but the modmin was kind enough to share the HTML they used to generate cards, so here's my personal card for the summer.

Current Mood: happy

Title: where the fear has gone there will be nothing (only I will remain)
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Class of the Titans
Characters / Pairings: Archie Vincent x Theresa Sheridan
Word Count: 1263
Warnings / Notes: TW: references to past child abuse; Written for Round XIII of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Forced to Face Fear; prompt from @Whumpster-Dumpster on Tumblr
Summary: He who has overcome his fears will truly be free — Aristotle

Guess who's going through a big ass resurgence of their middle school Greek mythology phase? :P

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Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Looking Through Your Eyes – LeAnn Rimes

Title: worth so much more (after I'm a goner)
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Dungeons & Dragons (5e)
Characters / Pairings: Tristan Farmiir, Akira Open
Word Count: 682
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XIII of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Haunted
Summary: Akira asks Tristan why he's not leading an army or serving as an advisor.

Understand—this is a D&D story, but this character is 100% a Sentinel Prime reskin and I am still unapologetically Sentinel Prime's biggest fucking fan. I love that traumatized fucker so much. My DM even commented This is a really good backstory when I pitched "Tristan." Thanks, Courtney, I retooled it from my favorite TFA character. :P

I'm leaning into the Tristan and Isolde parallels with my whole chest and both titties because I will die on this ship's hill.

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Current Music: Every Rose Has Its Thorn – Poison

Title: in ashes of despaire, though burnt, shall make thee live
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Dungeons & Dragons (5e)
Characters / Pairings: Eltoris "Ell" Omaric, Frida
Rating: T
Word Count: 1715
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XIII of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Near Death Experience (Wild Card)
Summary: Things we lost to the flames / Things we'll never see again / All that we've amassed / Sits before us, shattered into ash

Inspired by an actual moment at the table. First, Ell succeeded in using a fire-based spell against an enemy, prompting the fire genasi wizard Frida (played by my buddy Chris) to ask "Do you respect the flame as I do?" to which Ell replied with a resounding no. Later, he got a nat 20 to yeet Frida across a ravine, so I joked that he was going "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oAo " the whole time.

So yeah. Now you know why Ell has crippling pyrophobia! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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Current Music: Things We Lost in the Fire – Bastille

Title: in a world of iron (to make a world of gold)
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Quantum Leap (Classic), pre-series
Characters / Pairings: Sam Beckett, Al Calavicci
Word Count: 916
Bonus Music: Medley form Man of La Mancha – Scott Bakula
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XIII of the HC Bingo: Substance Abuse

*surprise bitches, I bet you'd thought you'd seen the last of me dot gif*

SO HOW ABOUT THAT QL SEQUEL? The new QL is wonderful in so many ways, and that includes reigniting my love of the og series. ~~Oh Universe, why did you steal Dean Stockwell from us?~~ So have this fanfic!

As we learned in the episode "Play Ball," (Season IV Episode 2), Sam and Al met during the Starbright Project—specifically during the latter drunkenly beating the shit out of a vending machine. The standing headcanon I adopted from @nikanaiko on Tumblr is… well basically this set up.

Title comes from, of course, then novel on which Man of La Mancha is based, Don Quixote

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( To be willing to march, march into Hell For that Heavenly cause )

Current Mood: emotional
Current Music: Man of La Mancha

Title: make good and finally make you proud of your boy
Author: fireweed15 / TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Avatar The Last Airbender
Characters / Pairings: Zuko
Word Count: 751
Recommended Music: Proud of Your Boy — Aladdin Original Broadway Cast
Warnings / Notes: TW: references to past emotional / physical abuse; Written for Round XIII of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Lost Childhood
Summary: Zuko takes care of one last thing before joining the Avatar.

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( I've been one rotten kid / Some son, some pride and some joy / But I'll get over these lousin' up / Messin' up, screwin' up times )

Can I just take a minute to geek out / cry about Zuko's character arc / glow up?

My favorite character type is definitely "asshole with a heart of gold and underlying trauma" and great goddamn, does Zuko fit that bill! I mean honestly, he was practically just a baby when he lost his mother, the woman who instilled in him the values of kindness and compassion—the values his father loathed, the values that made him speak out to save a troop of new recruits and that caused him to have to face his father in a fight that got half his fucking face burned off. Call me a softy but I look at him and I see a little boy who lost his mother and hurts for it.

ANYWAY. Zuko's character arc is fucking legendary and I wanted to explore the idea that his mother would no doubt approve, a concept that was helped along with the song "Proud of Your Boy" from the Aladdin musical.

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: While My Guitar Gently Weeps – Regina Spektor

Title: mauvaise communication tue
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: The Arcana [post-game]
Characters / Pairings: Consul Valerius x Ąžuolas Tobeluk, NPCs
Rating: T+
Word Count: 1183
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XIII of Hurt / Comfort Bingo – Betrayal

Welcome back, nerds! Time for some angst that makes you go is the HMS Valerius x Ąžuolas* taking on water?

* Full disclosure, the HMS Valerius x Ąžuolas is a canoe, I am the captain and @magicianapprenticelyra is my first mate

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Current Music: Jolene – HRM Dolly Parton

Four Corners Bingo achieved on 24 January 2023 ! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*✲ﾟ*｡⋆

substance addiction	betrayal	crisis of faith	locked in a box	forced to face fear
survivor's guilt	cursed	archaic medical treatment	hostages	possession / mind control
exhaustion	toothache	WILD CARD	needles / piercings	hostile climate
begging	skeletons in the closet	humiliation / degradation	lacerations / knife wounds	loss of possessions
haunted	bargaining for protection	medication	secret identity discovered	lost childhood

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: I'll Never Fall in Love – Mary Chapin Carpenter

Title: distance between us (like a river of magpies)
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Dungeons & Dragons (5e)
Characters / Pairings: Taz'vroth "Taz" Kurjish x Faith; appearances by Iados Voyager, Lorilla "Lola" Nackle, NPCs
Rating: T+
Word Count: 2743
Warnings / Notes: Prompt from @whumpster-dumpster on Tumblr
Summary: Taz cries to cross the river separating him from Faith.

Because if you're gonna write angst, you may as well marry that angst to your favorite piece of Chinese folklore… which is also devastatingly bittersweet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Current Music: VSQ

magical trouble	nosebleeds	washing / bathing someone	mutation	heat exhaustion / heat stroke
eating disorders	hostile climate	abuse	mistaken identity	Stockholm syndrome
comfort food or item / feeding someone	near death experience	WILD CARD	witch hunt	head trauma
job-related trauma	possession / mind control	burns	forced marriage	archaic medical treatment
attacked by a creature	mercy killing	insomnia	hiding an injury / illness	secret identity discovered

Current Mood: exhausted

Title: Even
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Classic Knight Rider — Secret Agent AU
Characters / Pairings: HRH Michael Knight of Cyprivene x Katherine "Kitt" Knight
Word Count: 1237
Rating: T
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XI of the Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Bodyguards; prompt from Whumpster-Dumpster on Tumblr

Hashtag Throwback Fandom, hot damn!

My love for this man and his car (personified as the strong, intelligent, occasionally exasperated, lovely person he comes to fall in love with) is undying

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Title: The Ordeal of Being Known
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Steven Universe — AU
Characters / Pairings:Steven Universe x Peridot
Rating: T+
Word Count: 2677
Warnings / Notes: TW: parallels to conversion therapy // Written for Round XI of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Forced Marriage; appropriately of age Steven, transman Peridot
Summary: "If you want to enjoy the rewards of being loved, you also have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known." — Tim Krieder, I Wrote This Book Because I Love You: Essays

So a little world building: Homeworld is less a single entity and more of a confederation of houses, headed by their respective Diamonds (and ultimately ruled over by White Diamond's house). As such, there's tension between the houses in varying degrees. Enter Peridot, chosen to represent Yellow Diamond's House, and Steven, born and raised among the nobility of his mother's house rather than on Earth.

~~so help me god if you come at me about peridot's pronouns I'm going to personally come to your house to steal all your toilet paper~~

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Current Music: Critical Role 02x37: Dangerous Liasons

Title: Out of Practice (Together)
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Critical Role — Campaign II: The Mighty Nein
Characters / Pairings: Mollymauk "Molly" Tealeaf x Caleb Widogast / Widomauk
Rating: T
Word Count: 604
Summary: The name of the inn was irrelevant, but this moment was too precious to pass up.

turns out my conscience wouldn't let me rest until I gave Molly and Caleb some fluff too >w< my last hurrah before NaNoWriMo, enjoy!

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Title: kisses like honeyed berries
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Critical Role — Campaign II: The Mighty Nein
Characters / Pairings: Fjord x Caduceus Clay / Fjorclay, NPCs
Word Count: 1001
Rating: T
Warnings / Notes: brain melting fluff

my first two fics were angsty, so here's something sweet and fluffy

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Current Mood: content
Current Music: Critical Role 02x23: Have Bird, Will Travel

Title: Take Care
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Critical Role, Campaign II: The Mighty Nein
Characters / Pairings: Fjord, Caduceus Clay, Jester Lavorre
Rating: T
Word Count: 1229
Warnings / Notes: TW: mild emeto? | Written for Round XI of the Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Food Poisoning
Summary: The Mighty Nein makes it a point to look out for one another—sometimes sooner, rather than later.

is it the start of a poly ship? Is it platonic? Who knows not this guy lmao

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Current Music: Critical Role 02x20: Labenda Awaits

From the Alaskan Frontier

Because if I used smoke signal, my igloo would melt.

love is many things (none of them logical) | Helluva Boss, Stolas x Blitzø / Stolitz

I think wе've found the place where we belong | Helluva Boss, Stolas x Blitzø / Stolitz

Hurt / Comfort Bingo 2024

Chamomile Lavender Tea - Critical Role (Campaign I) , Percy de Rolo III and Keyleth of the Air Ashar

Surveillance - Classic Knight Rider (Mirror Universe)

Personal HC Bingo Card – summer 2023

where the fear has gone... | Class of the Titans, Archie x Theresa

worth so much more (after I'm a goner) | D&D, Tristan Farmiir

in ashes of despaire, though burnt, shall make thee live | D&D, Ell Omaric

in a world of iron (to make a world of gold) – Quantum Leap (pre-series), Sam and Al

make good and finally make you proud of your boy – ATLA, Prince Zuko

mauvaise communication tue – The Arcana, Valerius x Ąžuolas

HC Bingo Round 13 !

distance between us (like a river of magpies) | D&D, Taz x Faith

Hurt / Comfort Bingo Round XII !

Even – Knight Rider [Royalty AU], Michael x KITT

The Ordeal of Being Known – Steven Univervse (AU), Steven x Peridot / Stevidot

Out of Practice (Together) – Critical Role, Widomauk

kisses like honeyed berries – Critical Role, Fjorclay

Take Care – Critical Role • Caduceus Clay, Fjord, Jester Lavorre

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