thecrazyalaskan: (Stolitz)

Title: love is many things (none of them logical)
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Helluva Boss — The Princess Bride AU
Characters / Pairings: Stolas x Blitzø / Stolitz; featuring Moxxie and Millie, Andrealphus
Word Count: 1646
Rating: T
Warnings / Notes: Written for Stolitz Week on Twitter: Day II — Actor / Movie AU
Summary: The Imp in Black challenges Marquis Andrealphus to a fight to the… pain?

sooooooo movie au clearly means Princess Bride AU right? it's not an OTP until I do a Princess Bride sendup lmao

I had three possible scenes to choose from, including this one, and my girlfriend specifically requested it. 😆 It ended up being a goddamn delight to do! Translating Westley to Blitzø was so fun, and Andre and Humperdink are dangerously close to one another haha. Honestly, writing Andre all pissed off was a delight because I'm intimately familiar with how cold behaves. Plus it was -20F / -29C at the coldest out when I wrote this.
 

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thecrazyalaskan: (Stolitz)

Title: I think wе've found the place where we belong
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Helluva Boss — Post-Season II
Characters / Pairings: Blitzø x Stolas / Stolitz, Moxxie x Millie
Word Count: 960
Rating: T+
Warnings / Notes: Written for Stolitz Week on Twitter: Day I — Double Date
Summary: The couples of IMP spend a night out on the town.

Stolas and Moxxie are totally going to be theater nerd besties together, I can feel it in my soul.

we're just gonna casually ignore Millie being pregnant for right now because if Imp pregnancies work like human ones, she'd be h e l l a pregnant rn lol

 

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thecrazyalaskan: (Pink Cottagecore Dusa)

Title: Chamomile Lavender Tea
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Critical Role Campaign I: Vox Machina
Characters / Pairings: Percy de Rolo III and Keyleth of the Air Ashari
Rating: T
Word Count: 965
Warnings / Notes: Written for Hurt / Comfort Bingo 2023: Asking for Help
Summary: Sometimes, not even the rhythmic click of The List could lull him to sleep.

This friendship is so important to me for reasons I can't quite describe, and I would walk across burning hot Legos for them. I know at one point Percy told Grog it was nice to have an older brother again, and I absolutely think he would feel the same way about Keyleth, especially since he, y’know, saw his youngest sister die even if she did get better.

This is likely more TLOVM compliant than original stream / podcast compliant, but that's what I know best. Overall this is just a Vibe™ I wanted to play with.
 

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thecrazyalaskan: (Pink Cottagecore Dusa)

Title: Surveillance
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Pairing: Knight Rider - Mirror Universe — Garthe Knight x Karen "Karr" Armando, one sided Karen pining for Michael it's complicated
Rating: T+
Word Count: 1376
Warnings / Notes: Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Stalker; transfemme Karr, prompt from Whumpster Dumpster on Tumblr
Summary: Every breath you take and every move you make / Every bond you break, every step you take, I'll be watching you — "Every Breath You Take" by The Police

TWENTY MINUTES Y'ALL I re-watched the Knight Rider pilot and got sandbagged with this twenty minutes into the pilot We haven't even met KARR or Garthe yet lol

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thecrazyalaskan: (Default)

Title: where the fear has gone there will be nothing (only I will remain)
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Class of the Titans
Characters / Pairings: Archie Vincent x Theresa Sheridan
Word Count: 1263
Warnings / Notes: TW: references to past child abuse; Written for Round XIII of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Forced to Face Fear; prompt from @Whumpster-Dumpster on Tumblr
Summary: He who has overcome his fears will truly be free — Aristotle

Guess who's going through a big ass resurgence of their middle school Greek mythology phase? :P 

 

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thecrazyalaskan: (Purple galaxy)

Title: worth so much more (after I'm a goner)
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Dungeons & Dragons (5e)
Characters / Pairings: Tristan Farmiir, Akira Open
Word Count: 682
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XIII of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Haunted
Summary: Akira asks Tristan why he's not leading an army or serving as an advisor.

Understand—this is a D&D story, but this character is 100% a Sentinel Prime reskin and I am still unapologetically Sentinel Prime's biggest fucking fan. I love that traumatized fucker so much. My DM even commented This is a really good backstory when I pitched "Tristan." Thanks, Courtney, I retooled it from my favorite TFA character. :P

I'm leaning into the Tristan and Isolde parallels with my whole chest and both titties because I will die on this ship's hill.

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thecrazyalaskan: (Rainbow nat20)

Title: in ashes of despaire, though burnt, shall make thee live
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Dungeons & Dragons (5e)
Characters / Pairings: Eltoris "Ell" Omaric, Frida
Rating: T
Word Count: 1715
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XIII of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Near Death Experience (Wild Card)
Summary: Things we lost to the flames / Things we'll never see again / All that we've amassed / Sits before us, shattered into ash

Inspired by an actual moment at the table. First, Ell succeeded in using a fire-based spell against an enemy, prompting the fire genasi wizard Frida (played by my buddy Chris) to ask "Do you respect the flame as I do?" to which Ell replied with a resounding no. Later, he got a nat 20 to yeet Frida across a ravine, so I joked that he was going "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oAo " the whole time.

So yeah. Now you know why Ell has crippling pyrophobia! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
 

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thecrazyalaskan: (Default)

Title: in a world of iron (to make a world of gold)
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Quantum Leap (Classic), pre-series
Characters / Pairings: Sam Beckett, Al Calavicci
Word Count: 916
Bonus Music: Medley form Man of La Mancha – Scott Bakula
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XIII of the HC Bingo: Substance Abuse

*surprise bitches, I bet you'd thought you'd seen the last of me dot gif*

SO HOW ABOUT THAT QL SEQUEL? The new QL is wonderful in so many ways, and that includes reigniting my love of the og series. Oh Universe, why did you steal Dean Stockwell from us? So have this fanfic!

As we learned in the episode "Play Ball," (Season IV Episode 2), Sam and Al met during the Starbright Project—specifically during the latter drunkenly beating the shit out of a vending machine. The standing headcanon I adopted from @nikanaiko on Tumblr is… well basically this set up.

Title comes from, of course, then novel on which Man of La Mancha is based, Don Quixote

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To be willing to march, march into Hell For that Heavenly cause )
thecrazyalaskan: (Purple galaxy)

Title: make good and finally make you proud of your boy
Author: fireweed15 / TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Avatar The Last Airbender
Characters / Pairings: Zuko
Word Count: 751
Recommended Music: Proud of Your Boy — Aladdin Original Broadway Cast
Warnings / Notes: TW: references to past emotional / physical abuse; Written for Round XIII of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Lost Childhood
Summary: Zuko takes care of one last thing before joining the Avatar.

🜂 🜂 🜂

I've been one rotten kid / Some son, some pride and some joy / But I'll get over these lousin' up / Messin' up, screwin' up times )

Can I just take a minute to geek out / cry about Zuko's character arc / glow up?

My favorite character type is definitely "asshole with a heart of gold and underlying trauma" and great goddamn, does Zuko fit that bill! I mean honestly, he was practically just a baby when he lost his mother, the woman who instilled in him the values of kindness and compassion—the values his father loathed, the values that made him speak out to save a troop of new recruits and that caused him to have to face his father in a fight that got half his fucking face burned off. Call me a softy but I look at him and I see a little boy who lost his mother and hurts for it.

ANYWAY. Zuko's character arc is fucking legendary and I wanted to explore the idea that his mother would no doubt approve, a concept that was helped along with the song "Proud of Your Boy" from the Aladdin musical.

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Title: mauvaise communication tue
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: The Arcana [post-game]
Characters / Pairings: Consul Valerius x Ąžuolas Tobeluk, NPCs
Rating: T+
Word Count: 1183
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XIII of Hurt / Comfort Bingo – Betrayal

Welcome back, nerds! Time for some angst that makes you go is the HMS Valerius x Ąžuolas* taking on water?

* Full disclosure, the HMS Valerius x Ąžuolas is a canoe, I am the captain and @magicianapprenticelyra is my first mate

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thecrazyalaskan: (Rainbow nat20)

Title: distance between us (like a river of magpies)
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Dungeons & Dragons (5e)
Characters / Pairings: Taz'vroth "Taz" Kurjish x Faith; appearances by Iados Voyager, Lorilla "Lola" Nackle, NPCs
Rating: T+
Word Count: 2743
Warnings / Notes: Prompt from @whumpster-dumpster on Tumblr
Summary: Taz cries to cross the river separating him from Faith.

Because if you're gonna write angst, you may as well marry that angst to your favorite piece of Chinese folklore… which is also devastatingly bittersweet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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thecrazyalaskan: (Flower crown peridot)

Title: The Ordeal of Being Known
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Steven Universe — AU
Characters / Pairings:Steven Universe x Peridot
Rating: T+
Word Count: 2677
Warnings / Notes: TW: parallels to conversion therapy // Written for Round XI of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Forced Marriage; appropriately of age Steven, transman Peridot
Summary: "If you want to enjoy the rewards of being loved, you also have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known." — Tim Krieder, I Wrote This Book Because I Love You: Essays

So a little world building: Homeworld is less a single entity and more of a confederation of houses, headed by their respective Diamonds (and ultimately ruled over by White Diamond's house). As such, there's tension between the houses in varying degrees. Enter Peridot, chosen to represent Yellow Diamond's House, and Steven, born and raised among the nobility of his mother's house rather than on Earth.

so help me god if you come at me about peridot's pronouns I'm going to personally come to your house to steal all your toilet paper

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thecrazyalaskan: (Panda)

Title: kisses like honeyed berries
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Critical Role — Campaign II: The Mighty Nein
Characters / Pairings: Fjord x Caduceus Clay / Fjorclay, NPCs
Word Count: 1001
Rating: T
Warnings / Notes: brain melting fluff

my first two fics were angsty, so here's something sweet and fluffy

 

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thecrazyalaskan: (Purple galaxy)

Title: Take Care
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Critical Role, Campaign II: The Mighty Nein
Characters / Pairings: Fjord, Caduceus Clay, Jester Lavorre
Rating: T
Word Count: 1229
Warnings / Notes: TW: mild emeto? | Written for Round XI of the Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Food Poisoning
Summary: The Mighty Nein makes it a point to look out for one another—sometimes sooner, rather than later.

is it the start of a poly ship? Is it platonic? Who knows not this guy lmao

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thecrazyalaskan: (Purple galaxy)

 

Title: Forgiveness (Can You Imagine?)
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Critical Role – Campaign II: The Mighty Nein
Characters / Pairings: Mollymauk "Molly" Tealeaf x Caleb Widogast / Widomauk
Rating: T
Word Count: 774
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XI of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Fever / Delirium [Wild Card]; prompt from here; dubiously self translated Zemnian German
Summary: Caleb's fever burns away some of his aloofness.

This was an itch only planning and feverishly no pun intended translating English to German and back again at 2am could scratch. Hashtag no regrets

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thecrazyalaskan: (Purple galaxy)

Title: Swan Song
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Dungeons & Dragons (5e)
Characters / Pairings: Lorilla "Lola" Nackle, Gideon Rhaegar, Carthe Freehand
Rating: T+
Word Count: 552
Warnings / Notes: TW: Major Character Death (off-screen) // Written for Round XI of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Cursed
Summary: Such skill should not go unappreciated, even in death.

Everybody pour one out for my poor Drow bard who died in the line of duty. She was the last one to fall, though, so there's something to be said there I think?
even though I surrendered her character sheet to the DM when she died, this is far from canon—she'll be returning in November 2020 for NaNoWriMo!

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thecrazyalaskan: (Flower Crown Julian)

Title: Better or Worse
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: The Arcana x Steven Universe / Steven Universe Future
Characters / Pairings: Julian Devorak x Pink Pearl
Word Count: 881
Rating: T
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XI of the Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Motion Sickness

it's my bingo and I get to pick the crack ship ♡
and that's the only good thing about this piece, idk just take it

 

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thecrazyalaskan: (Rainbow nat20)

Title: Whipping Boy
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Dungeons & Dragons (5e)
Characters / Pairings: Taz'vroth "Taz" Kurjish x Faith; BBEG
Rating: T+
Word Count: 1180
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XI of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Whipping / Flogging
Summary: Surely you wondered why no one punished you after your… ill-advised escape attempts?

This ship was something of an accident but I adore it. The initial plan had been for Taz to be the one punished whenever Faith tried to escape, but then I realized that Taz had military training and Faith had the higher CON score, so I swapped them out. 
 

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thecrazyalaskan: (Beachcomber)

Title: the cell to wicked souls is hell
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: The Arcana (Pre-Game) — AU
Characters / Pairings: Ąžuolas Tobeluk, Muriel of the Kokhuri, appearance by Count Lucio
Rating: T+
Word Count: 919
Warnings / Notes: Written for Round XI of Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Cages
Summary: Ąžuolas accompanies his boss on a visit to the markets under the Coliseum.

Time to come out swinging for a new round of Hurt / Comfort Bingo!

Set in an AU where Ąžuolas is either an NPC or a romanceable love interest, and works as Lucio's somewhat weary, put-upon assistant the portia to lucio's nadia, if you will

Quote comes from the following piece written by Paul Pellisson on the walls of a cell in the Bastille—

Doubles grilles à gros cloux,
Triples portes, forts verroux,
Aux âmes vraiment méchantes
Vous représentez l'enfer:
Mais aux âmes innocentes
Vous n'etes que du bois, des pierres, du fer.

(Fast closed with double grills
And triple gates—the cell
To wicked souls is hell;
But to a mind that's innocent
'Tis only iron, wood and stone.)

 

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thecrazyalaskan: (Rainbow dots)

Title: To See a New Way Forward
Author: fireweed15
Fandom / Setting: Steven Universe Future x The Arcana: Modern AU
Characters / Pairings: Julian Devorak x Pink Pearl, previous Pink Diamond x Pink Pearl
Rating: T+ / low M
Word Count: 623
Warnings / Notes: TW: Obvious discussion of / parallels to abusive relationships; spoilers for Episode 4 "Volleyball"; written for Round X of the Hurt / Comfort Bingo: Stockholm Syndrome
Summary: ___

Guess who discovered a cute new crackship?

Filed under Fun Things I Never Noticed Until Writing This Ship: Julian and Pink have their eye trauma on different eyes (Julian's right and Pink's left), so they can sit on each other's good side and not be hindered by eye patches


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