From the Alaskan Frontier

( Post DOTM - You have been warned )

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Title: Either Or
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Transformers Live Action trilogy, post-DOTM
Characters / Pairings: Ironhide x Will Lennox
Rating: T
Genre: General, faint whiffs of romance
Word Count: 126
Warnings / Notes: Spoilers for Dark of the Moon
Prompt from locoexclaimer : Bayverse, any pairing / characters, any length. Prompt: Lesser of two evils.

Write a Day, on which I am horribly behind. Aside to locoexclaimer: …Sorry. I’ll go crawl in a corner somewhere.

No, I have not seen DOTM. Yes I am writing fic about it. #Don’tJudgeMe

To be perfectly honest, this fill sucks like whoa, I just wanted it done and out of my fucking hair. If only my first foray in Bayverse fic could be happier. Oh well.

Also, this is hella important: Don’t be bringing up Bayverse Sentinel Prime and his suckage / lack of suckage / inevitable comparison to his TFA counterpart on this. If you do, so help me God I will hunt your ass down and beat you over the head with a salmon.

Ironhide, Will Lennox, Transformers © Hasbro

( G1 Slash - Ironhide x Beachcomber c:  )
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I love the idea of Beachcomber stuttering. I fudged my way through it for a brief appearance by his TFA counterpart in The Invictus, but then it worked its way over to G1 and there it was and damnit I love it. it’s charming and sweet. *wannahugBeachcomberplz*

As to Ironhide and Beachcomber as a pairing? Simply this:
“Ah’m gonna brave the cold an’ wind an’ fire an’ Megatron an’ the entire Decepticon army to save Optimus Prime!”
“D-D-D-Don’t forget your j-j-jacket.”

Don’t lie. You found that cute as shit.
Seriously, the contrast is sweet: Beachcomber is a card-carrying pacifist, and then you have Ironhide, who’s rather like an M&M—hard and red on the outside, and soft and sweet on the inside. :3